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Reasons I've deleted most online games. To many people beating their chest wanting recognition. Nah bud plenty of solo games out there I can hang with.

Thanks for turning this soulless slop of a game into something entertaining and funny

10:38 “I shoot at him with about the same accuracy as the guy who tried to kill trump” is crazy

1:04 bro got distracted

14 years ago. This would have been a mediocre console game.

Was your hug with Chewbacca during your Ubisoft paid trip to Disneyland, where they told you what variety of review you're giving?

I am a dj that is how all start and end my next gig

how does he come up with his jokes. funniest mf on yt

I’ve had u added on Xbox since I first watched you

My little brother and I tried putting a deer into the glacier. Somehow, HE fell in, and the corpse of the deer got thrown out LMAO

How do I join the sons of virgins? Asking for a friend.

yo bro what lawyer do you use could you hook me up rq fr fr

9:31 he’s cooked

3:01 Pretty sure it's an all-tomato. As in, they have to give you the whole tomato.

The fact that you can’t play as a man sucks. What happened to inclusion and representation? I will not be downloading my free copy I got from buying an intel chip

I like the Simpsons fighting game.

Anyone else from PornHub?

Out of all the studios to make Star Wars game, they gave it to Ubisoft.

I hope those Air vent companies pay you well. I just bought 5 after watching.

This might have been the best positive review of the game.

10:31 💀

1:20 that’s crazy 💀💀💀💀💀💀

“Mmi we expect the unexpected”

Is it just me or is it crazy that this video was released 5 years ago?????

Stewie: what did you learn?

Marto’s horse running off the bridge had me wheezing

The reason my grandmother died from malaria was because she wasn't hydrated enough

THEY ADDED THE LIKE THING BACK

You'd think in 2024 they would do a better job of the characters, they look like crap considering the ridiculous price point of this game.

You will stop tryhards

0:39 Pelican gives the Jesus statue a fondle and then "the entire structure explodes". Damn, that's a hell of a fondle.

1. 0:38 *wait really? xd* 2. 4:44 he got excited- 3. 6:56 that's good considering he is now fighting two rich child predators(? 4. 7:18 it was peanuts and the guy was allergic to them (kidding it was lead) 5. 20:34 *cinema*

They took the worst parts of Assassin's Creed Black Flag (my favorite Assassin's Creed) and centered the whole game around that.

"call me George Droid" XDDDDDDDDD

I love when i make fictional jokes about a cat named Mr. Beast

Nah Bro the only war crime is your upload schedule

Ytbers who are scared of talking about controversy just existing Hydrated pelican man: I don’t give a shit

Why is Iron-man caked up

Don't you have to be able to satisfy a woman sexually to be able to take over the world? We may be safe from Big Asia, for now...

Is this new assassin creed reskin?

Release the mod🗣️🗣️🗣️

Dot forget to get haidraitet

Is he a hit man or a sico

Which Hitman Game is this?

I wonder if the game smells like a fish market as much as it looks like one. stinkyyyyyy

HIM ITS A HIMMMMMM !!!!!!!!

Why are you hilarious.

Looks like a flop maybe they will pull a battle front 2 out of it some time after launch

1:58 him not her it’s a guy

this is gold